This week’s WOW opened with a recap of the first two episodes, for your very own recap just click here and here! Also, see if YOU can spot Wrestling Examiner editor Jaime Michel in the crowd! First one to find him wins an honorary Slammy!
After the recap, David McClane brought Tessa Blanchard to the ring for an interview. Blanchard noted how she pinned Jungle Grrrl to win the title, saying she pinned a woman whose shoulders hadn’t been pinned to the mat during her eighteen year WOW career. Blanchard said the only reason that streak went on for so long was because she wasn’t there to beat Jungle Grrrl earlier. That comment brought out Jungle Grrrl. Jungle Grrrl said Blanchard had amnesia because she was forgetting it took two people to beat her (The Beast had attacked Jungle Grrrl during her match, which set Blanchard up for the win). Jungle Grrrl challenged Blanchard to a one-on-one match RIGHT NOW, and Blanchard was game, but then The Monsters of Madness (Havok and Hazard) came to the ring. Blanchard left, saying if Jungle Grrrl’s so bad she can take the Monsters on herself. McClane said there wasn’t going to be a two-on-one match, and The Beast then came to the ring. McClane said since Hazard cost Beast and Jungle Grrrl a shot at the title by interfering in their triple threat match with Havok, the two of them would be taking on The Monsters of Madness tonight.
Match One: Nikki Krumpus (with Sophia Lopez) Vs Princess Aussie
The Greatest Attorney In The World, @wowe_sophia set up a match for her newest client: The Norwegian Nightmare, Nikki Krampus against The Unbreakable, @AussieWow. #WOWSuperheroes pic.twitter.com/5NaqwmJE5j
— WOW – Women Of Wrestling (@wowsuperheroes) September 29, 2019
- Commentary noted that Sophia Lopez, “the world’s greatest attorney,” used her legal expertise to help The Norwegian Nightmare obtain a visa (a U.S. visa, not the credit card).
- In the early portion of the match, Princess Aussie had no answer for the strength of Krumpus.
- The underdog Aussie refused to quit though, gaining the upper hand after dodging a Krumpus elbow drop.
- Sophia Lopez got involved, grabbing Aussie’s foot when she climbed to the top turnbuckle. While distracting the referee, Lopez managed to slide Aussie’s bamboo sticks (“the heritage of her people”) over to Krumpus. Following a missed frog splash by Aussie, Krumpus hit Aussie with the sticks, then followed up with Happy Holidays for the win.
- During Lopez and Krumpus’s victory speech, the lights went dark. When they came back up, Siren The Voodoo Doll and Holidead appeared at ringside, carrying the weakened Princess Aussie to the back.
Match Two: The Temptress (with The Dagger) Vs Reyna Reyes
https://twitter.com/AXSTVWrestling/status/1178105178622328832
- If you want to know where The Temptress wrestled last Saturday night you can read about it here.
- Temptress and Dagger are the tag team known as The Vengeful Vixens.
- Reyes surprised The Temptress with her wrestling acumen, and when Temptress tried to use her power advantage Reyes countered with her superior speed, gaining a nearfall with a leg drop DDT.
- When Reyes climbed the top rope, Dagger provided a momentary distraction, enough to give control of the match to Temptress.
- Reyes battled back, hitting a springboard cutter from the second rope for a two count.
- Reyes climbed the top rope again, this time fighting off a Dagger interference attempt, and hit a beautiful sky twister press for the win.
A video package was shown of the newest Psycho Sister Mezmeriah. According to the video, Mezmeriah was raised in total darkness in the underbelly of Los Angeles’s underground tunnels. When she finally visited the surface world, she instantly found herself surrounded in a street war, with beautiful violence all around her. Mezmeriah would quickly find herself in a battle with her future Psycho Sisters. Though she lost, they were impressed by her fighting skills and asked her to join their gang, with their eyes firmly set on the WOW Tag Team Titles. Psycho Sister Razor said that “what Razor wants Razor gets” and with Mezmeriah’s crazy help they would be wearing the gold faster than you can say “who are all those other girls.”
A second video package was shown hyping the new team of The Disciplinarian and Abilene Maverick, managed by The IQ Superior Samantha Smart, and how their bond over a shared enemy led to them teaming up for the WOW Tag Team Series.
Match Three: The Disciplinarian and “The Governor’s Daughter” Abilene Maverick Vs Chantilly Chella and Sassy Massy
https://twitter.com/AXSTVWrestling/status/1178109585514590209
- The winner of this match would advance to the next round of the Tag Team Series.
- A nice dropkick by Chella led to the early advantage for her and Sassy Massy.
- The heels gained control when non-legal competitor Abilene Maverick speared Massy on the ring apron.
- The heels triple teamed Massy in the corner while Chelly unsuccessfully tried to aid her partner.
- Following a double facebuster, Massy made the hot tag to Chantilly Chella, who came in on fire.
- Chantilly Chella and Sassy Massy hit a unique cutter/flatliner combo on Abilene Maverick to get the win and advance in the series.
A video package was shown of Abilene Maverick and The Disciplinarian arguing in the locker room, blaming each other for the loss. Samantha Smart attempted to broker peace, but neither party was having it.
Match Four: The Monsters of Madness (Havok and Hazard) Vs Jungle Grrrl and The Beast
https://twitter.com/AXSTVWrestling/status/1178111991686168576
- The Beast tagged herself in early on, giving the impression her and Jungle Grrrl were going to have a hard time staying on the same page.
- After a spot of everyone hitting a big move, Havok struck last, hitting The Beast with a two handed chokeslam and placing her in a Boston crab.
- As The Beast was starting to power out of the submission hold, Jungle Grrrl came to the aid of her partner, dropkicking Havok and forcing her to release. Beast and Jungle Grrrl then argued, with The Beast saying she didn’t need any help.
- Hazard used the distraction to bring in a steel chair and hit Jungle Grrrl with it, giving the victory to Beast and Jungle Grrrl via disqualification.
- Following the match, the second Beast turned her back Jungle Grrrl picked up the chair and dropped Beast with it, then proceeded to choke her with the chair. Referees came out en masse to first pull Jungle Grrrl away and then keep the two separated as the show went off the air.
